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Apr. 17th, 2006 01:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynDear cat:
I love you dearly and I feed you and your brother every morning and every evening. I do not keep the kibble in my mouth. Please do not try to push my jaws apart with your head. You will not get anything as a result; in fact it will make me more likely to roll over and try to go back to sleep for a while, until the alarm clock actually goes off, just to spite you. Sorry, kitty. Mommy's mean when she's only half awake.
I love you dearly and I feed you and your brother every morning and every evening. I do not keep the kibble in my mouth. Please do not try to push my jaws apart with your head. You will not get anything as a result; in fact it will make me more likely to roll over and try to go back to sleep for a while, until the alarm clock actually goes off, just to spite you. Sorry, kitty. Mommy's mean when she's only half awake.
