I think I would feel more comfortable about any necessary colon cleansing (note use of the word 'necessary'; I have my doubts on this topic) if it were done in a nice safe medical setting. Or in some other setting more designed for the sort of cleanup a truly massive gut-purge inevitably entails. I have some doubts about the ability to get a private bathroom clean if everything lets loose at once.
I shall pass over the opportunity to tell the old joke about the Shan, and instead return to Dave Barry's belief that the Soviet Union could have been conquered at any time had we simply loaded several hundred large, enthusiastic dogs into dog carriers, flown them over there, and then opened the crates at the border. In his experience, the larger the dog, the wider the distribution of... ah... 'cage mess' when it LEAPT from its cage and started wagging its tail all over everyone in sight.
I think he wound up deciding that this would be a bad idea, 'cos we'd probably use Golden Retrievers, and the Soviets would be forced to escalate to St. Bernards, and it would just be ewwwwwwwwwww all around.
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Date: 2006-02-21 02:33 pm (UTC)...ugh.
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Date: 2006-02-21 03:38 pm (UTC)Oscillating shit sprayer!
Dang.
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Date: 2006-02-21 03:45 pm (UTC)eww.
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Date: 2006-02-21 03:54 pm (UTC).... okay I'll stop now.
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