I must be mad to even consider this.

[camwyn]

Ganked from ... quite a lot of people really.

Because I always need something to do.

Post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (Such as: "Top 5 Sexiest Things for Malcolm Reynolds to Brood Over" or "Top 5 Jack/Daniel moments"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then post this offer in your own journal. If you want to.

Comments

[lienne.livejournal.com]

I am slightly startled in a less than pleasant fashion by the fact that Wash isn't on that list...

[lienne.livejournal.com]

Although I must say I agree very much with numbers 1 and 5. (Not so much 3 and 4, although you do have a point... and I've never paid attention to Book's voice in that manner, although perhaps now I will.)

[camwyn]

Oh, Wash almost made the list, but the problem is that his kind of appeal tends to make me want to go 'eee!' and scratch him behind the ears.

[lienne.livejournal.com]

If I ask nicely can I have a "top five potential Wash 'eee!' moments"?

And... well, yes. He does have a lot of 'ee' appeal, but he also has those lovely arms...

I think my top 5 sexiest things any firefly character could do run like this (and for some reason I'm trying not to represent any character twice):
5. Zoe. Wear a slinky dress bought by Wash on the Captain's money.
4. River. Walk around barefoot in a skirt.
3. Mal... eat an ice cream cone. One of those giant cones with the scoops of ice cream sort of nestled inside in a very subtext-y manner.
2. Inara. ...Pretty much just exist. With an option on snark at Mal.
1. Wash. Fly the ship shirtless. (And I mean fly the ship in an interesting and difficult way, not just the boring run-of-the-mill deep-space stuff.)