God bless the RCMP.

[camwyn]

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given," the Mounties said in a press release.

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[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

That's one stylin' press release there.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with the Mounties.

I don't think my mother ever told me either, but somehow I never got the notion it was a sensible thing to do.

[camwyn]

And this kind of thing is why Don't Throw A Brick Straight Up had to be written.

Oh, increment the count by two, btw.

[ouatic-7.livejournal.com]

Ah, man, had to share that with my brat. She plans to sig it.

[camwyn]

I just have to wonder what it must have been like in the RCMP office in Vancouver where the press release was being written.

"STOP THAT SNIGGERING! I can't get my paperwork done!"

[sundre.livejournal.com]

I am now reading the press releases on the BC RCMP website. They've got titles like "Thieves Shop Christmas Day" and "The Good Samaritan That Wasn't."

I still can't find this one though. Darn.

[sundre.livejournal.com]

No, never mind. I found it. Man Shoots Off Finger While Using The Bathroom (http://www.rcmp-bcmedia.ca/pressrelease.jsp?vRelease=8993). Of course.

I now declare myself to be in love with the constables in charge of media relations.

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

North Vancouver: the suburb whose city mott ought to be "No, Not Vancouver, NORTH Vancouver. We're two different cities. Really!"

Vancouver proper has its own city force, not RCs.

[trinityday.livejournal.com]

Hee! Proud to be Canadian!