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[camwyn]

Apparently Gollum has gone into the spamming business, because this address was trapped by my office's copy of Symantec Mail Security for MS Exchange today several times:

296-15505274-1-26-1970mpxas@zestybaggins.com

"Thief, thief! We hates it forever! But it makes a good taco filling!"

Comments

[condotierre.livejournal.com]

*SNICKERS* Mmmm. Taaaasty.

Also, y'can toss addy to dawnstudio@gmail.com. Zheng He and Singapore origins!

[kail-panille.livejournal.com]

Great. Now I've got Gollum pitching Taco Bell in my head.

[camwyn]

I'm sticking with the image I had a few years ago, during the dog campaign for Taco Bell: Jackie Chan, attempting to place an order at a Taco Bell, is suddenly interrupted by large burly men from the criminal organization of the week. a spectacularly messy fight ensues during which he shouts out his order, and in the end the last guy standing throws Jackie down the counter- but he grabs his burrito triumphantly as he passes it.

Then his face gets squished up against the camera and you hear a strangled-sounding sort of Cantonese accent going "Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

[ouatic-7.livejournal.com]

I thought you were going somewhere that had a chihuaha (sp?) burrito.

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

P.S. - We also wok dogs...

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Sounds like his "Do the Dew" commercial that he did for Mountain Dew.

"Jackie. See the Dew. Be the Dew."

[deep-shadow.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Why isn't Jackie Chan using his charming likeness to kung-fu his way through a sales pitch. He could sell anything that way. Taco Bell, graphics cards, temperpedic mattress, diesel submarines, Slim Jims, global thermal nuclear war. Hell, I've seen both Rush Hours even though I loath Chris Tucker. What can't Jackie sell?

(Well, he couldn't sell The Tuxedo for me. Blech.)

[derien.livejournal.com]

(*hangs head in shame.* I liked The Tuxedo.)

[almeda.livejournal.com]

I think we're going to need a bigger box?

[derien.livejournal.com]

*squeeks and nearly chokes on her breakfast*