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[camwyn]

Spam subject line to-day: "A T-shirt sent from Heaven".

Unless it fell out of an airplane, or was put into the post somewhere with a name like Heaven, Iowa, I have something of a hard time believing that anybody in the Great Hereafter has nothing better to do with their eternity than send down T-shirts.

Perhaps it's made of mithril?

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[derien.livejournal.com]

It's probably one of those awful "What Would Jesus Do" t-shirts or the like, of course. But, now at least there's What Would Jeeves Do? (http://www.cafepress.com/lucylou.23993670) to balance those off. ;)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

"I lived a Good and Saintly Life To Earn My Eternal Reward in God's Kingdom, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt."

[derien.livejournal.com]

ha! :)

[almeda.livejournal.com]

John points out that titanium, for all practical purposes, IS mithril. Silvery, light as hell, hard to work, very strong, requiring mystical knowledge to create.

[trinityday.livejournal.com]

I'd send money to the spammers if they gave me something made of mithril.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

"Jesus, what did you do?"

"Dropped some t-shirts over the side."

"But why, son?"

"The Pope dared me."

"Stupid Pope. I never should have played that hand of Poker with him."

[lwood.livejournal.com]

"My Dad went to Heaven and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

-- L