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[camwyn]

I have official permission from my boss to include a section in the paper I'm writing up for our business continuity meeting this afternoon on What The Company Will Do If New York City Is Rendered Inaccessible Due To Giant Monster Attack.

No, seriously, the CFO said I could.


ETA: I will write this up sometime in the next few days, along with our other disaster response plans. Right now the boss just wants something general. Specific actions can follow later, which is good, because my adrenaline's run out.

Comments

[jeditigger.livejournal.com]

Please don't forget Rodan. He always gets left out, and seriously, he's like a double-threat.

[cadhla.livejournal.com]

...dude, why aren't we married yet?

[akawil]

Can you let us know too, or is the company worried about the giant monsters finding out?

[zed42.livejournal.com]

will there be subsections for different monsters or type of monsters, or is it a more general respsonse like "panic!"?

[hangingfire.livejournal.com]

Your CFO rules.

Will the section also include contingencies for Giant Robots, or do the Giant Monster provisions cover those eventualities adequately?

(I'm put in mind of Warren Ellis's short series Tokyo Storm Warning.)

[jjloa.livejournal.com]

your CFO rocks.

yeah, it's already been said. but I had to repeat it :)

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

You will, of course, post a copy of this, right?

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Yay! Mothra!!

[neotoma.livejournal.com]

You'll be prepared for all eventualities, and look super-smart when the glowing green dinosaur rises from the deep.

GODZILLA'S TWELVE STEP PROGRAM by Joe R. Lansdale

[thekit.livejournal.com]

At least you wont have to worry about Godzilla, I hear he's been clean for years.

Let's hope he doesn't fall off the wagon (http://revolutionsf.com//fiction/godzilla/01.html)

[mephron]

You have to plan for a lot of things. Not just the stompy tail-smashing fire-breath rampage, but the holy-crap-the-wind rampage and the it-just-dissolved-that rampage. (I always thought Hedorah the Smog Monster was underrated.)

Then you also have to take into account the Previously Secret Government Anti-Monster Force (Mechagodzilla, MOGUERA, Jet Jaguar) and its effects. And you know that the government won't let you sue them for saving you while destroying stuff. Er. Destroying stuff while saving you.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*squee*

If you do not post it on your LJ, I will hunt you down and tickle you until you do. :)

[thegorillawhale.livejournal.com]

(subtitles appear)

It's about time people started taking kaiju safety seriously. I hate being held up by a sloppy evac.

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

That's...beautiful like a very beautiful thing. I'm sure you have a lot of people wanting your job now.