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[camwyn]

Another one for the When I Become Emperor list:

Spyware writers get all the bones in their hands broken and have to spend at least seven hours a day doing in-line skate patrols of any road, back road, street, sidewalk, highway, byway, or other thoroughfare of ANY KIND on which I decide I might one day travel, and they are NOT ALLOWED TO STOP until they have cleaned up EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS and all the other loose detritus, plus they have to report on where the lumps, cracks, bumps, potholes, etc. are so I can pave the streets over and make them smooth and perfect again.

I hate spyware. It infected my mom's computer and I spent half an hour trying to walk her through Hijack This! on the phone, but must've missed something. I hate skating down the back streets of Hoboken to avoid being flattened by traffic.

Why not combine the two?

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[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

And after they've cleaned up all the streets, then can I beat them to death with a sackful of decaying skunks? Please?

[silentsteel.livejournal.com]

Ad-Aware by Lavasoft. It is free. And damned effective. :D

And does vivian_shaw get to beat all of them to death with a sackful of decaying skunks? I kinda want to try out the effectiveness of a cast iron cactus as a bludgeoning tool . .

[camwyn]

Already got that. Going to my parents' today when they're not home and cleaning up the computer because God, I hate trying to work with this kind of thing on the phone...