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[camwyn]

Dear lunch sellers:

Do NOT label it a chicken gyro if it's strips of chicken inna pita. I don't care how much tzatzikis you put on it. It ain't a gyro unless it's made from shaven strips of ground up meat mixed with spices out the yin-yang.

I will JUST BARELY accept frozen strips of prefab ground meat mixed with spices.

JUST.

*mutter*

Comments

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I hear ya. There's a place in my building that advertises gyros. The beef/lamb spit is prominently displayed, so I figured I'd be safe ordering one.

Wrong.

Pita - check.
Shaved meat - check.
Cream cheese?
Salsa?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?

Worst lunch ever ....

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Qu'est-ce que fuck?

I mean, I'm down with fusion cuisine and all that, but Thou Shalt Have Tzatiki Sauce. Salsa, or even the Amazing International Rooster (aka Sriacha sauce) can be offered if you like, but I want yogurt and I want cucumbers and I want spinnin' meat on a spinnin' stick, else thou shalt not bother, lest I smite thee righteously.

Amen.

-- Lorrie