Anatomy of a thought:

[camwyn]

Oo, the cable went out at the office. So sad.

LJ says we have white smoke.

Habemus papam.

Habemus = we have. Papam should be obvious.

'We have', 'we've got', not so different.

'We've got', 'we got'…

Oh no.

Please don't tell me somebody in the Vatican just got a piece of paper from where the cardinals have been locked up, read the paper, slammed his hand down on a bell, and screamed "WE GOT ONE!" in Latin.

rassum frassum stinkin' friggin' brain.

(edited after the fact to correct my Latin)

Comments

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Pope Sidious!


*dead*

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Pope Palpatine I.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Hell no. Pope Yoda I. He's already short, wrinkly and into weird ass mysticism. He's halfway there already.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Hasn't got the ears.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

What, you're kidding, right? Yoda is MADE of ears. He's got a vestigal ear on his abdomen fer fuck's sake. He's got ears coming out the ears.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Setting aside that extremely disturbing mental image, I meant that Pope Palpatine I hasn't got the ears to be Yoda correctly. Insufficient wiggly green length, if you get my drift.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Heh, I managed to disturb the Cynic. I win teh internets!

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Ah, bollocks.

*hands over teh internets with a pretty pink bow*

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

*icon love*

[drharper.livejournal.com]

How about Qui-Pope Ginn? ;)

[mephron]

I'm pretty sure he's a Jedisuit.

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[mephron]

*dies*

[mephron]

Does this mean we'll have to deal with whoever is the next head of the College of Cardinals falling into lava then being encased in life-supporting armor?

*sigh* Popeachu and Cardinal Vader. Right.

[camwyn]

Dude, if that happened, do you have any idea how many young and middle-aged Catholics would come back to the Church?

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Okay, look, if the Pope was half as cool as Vader on a bad day, I would be sucking down bad communion wine with the rest of 'em.

[mephron]

I'm gonna be burning the midnight electrons working on that image, you realize.

Oh well. It's for a good cause.

(What? My amusement and the amusement of others is a good cause.)

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Would they play The Imperial March at Mass?