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Dec. 1st, 2004 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynDear $LARGE_FINANCIAL_DATA_CORP:
We are grateful for your service. We pay money for your service.
We expect the service to work.
We have been dealing with intermittent disconnects for three weeks. We are tired of being told to run the same tests because all looks well from your end. We have checked our network as thoroughly as we can. We have adjusted the speeds on our switches to match your router's needs rather than using auto-adapting configs. If your next tech arrives with a circuit tester rather than a swap-out router I am going to find your main offices and poke someone in the soft bits with a ball-point pen until we get proper service back. Capeesh?
Grazie.
Dear $L_F_D_C_ROUTER:
I hate you and I hope you get ass cancer and die and go to Hell even though you are a machine with no ass to get cancer in and no soul to be condemned to Hell.
That is all.
We are grateful for your service. We pay money for your service.
We expect the service to work.
We have been dealing with intermittent disconnects for three weeks. We are tired of being told to run the same tests because all looks well from your end. We have checked our network as thoroughly as we can. We have adjusted the speeds on our switches to match your router's needs rather than using auto-adapting configs. If your next tech arrives with a circuit tester rather than a swap-out router I am going to find your main offices and poke someone in the soft bits with a ball-point pen until we get proper service back. Capeesh?
Grazie.
Dear $L_F_D_C_ROUTER:
I hate you and I hope you get ass cancer and die and go to Hell even though you are a machine with no ass to get cancer in and no soul to be condemned to Hell.
That is all.
