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Nov. 14th, 2004 09:10 pmMarital Aid or Dog Toy?
I got 12 out of 14 right on the warm-up round, 11 out of 14 on the difficult round, and 8 out of 10 or 11 on the user-suggested round.
As I have not actually had experience with marital aids beyond the occasional bit of gawping at sale offers online, all I can really say is: I know my dog toys.
I got 12 out of 14 right on the warm-up round, 11 out of 14 on the difficult round, and 8 out of 10 or 11 on the user-suggested round.
As I have not actually had experience with marital aids beyond the occasional bit of gawping at sale offers online, all I can really say is: I know my dog toys.
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Date: 2004-11-14 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-15 07:40 pm (UTC)1. Does it look like a turd? I mean, seriously, does it really, really look like a turd? That's one of the unfortunate aspects of the Kong line of dog toys. They look like turds. Not even most of the butt-plugs I've seen advertised on the web look like they really belong in a butt. If it looks like that, it's probably a dog toy.
2. If it's got a rounded end visible, is that end more bullet-shaped or two-headed? Very few dog toys seem to have bullet-shaped heads; they sort of have the two-headed action going on in imitation of bones.
3. Does it have a very skinny section that looks like your average beagle could chomp it in half? Probably not a dog toy then.
4. Has it got three or more limbs coming off a single center? Probably meant for either tug-of-war with the dog or playing fetch, as most marital aids seem to be designed for at most two people.
5. Does it look fuzzy? Unless it's a pair of handcuffs it's probably a dog toy.
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Date: 2004-11-14 10:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-15 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-15 01:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-14 11:07 pm (UTC)14 out of 14 on the difficult round.
9 out of 11 on the user round.
And sadly - I own every single one of those dog toys and not one of the "marital aids."
But my Africa is happy.
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Date: 2004-11-15 09:18 am (UTC)As long as you've been using the dog toys as directed, and not getting the directions confused.
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Date: 2004-11-15 11:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-15 08:39 am (UTC)10/14 2nd
10/10 user
Heh heh!