SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS, MY EYES...

[camwyn]

I am NOT going to search for an indication of whether the professors are already seated when the students arrive for the Welcome Feast or not by typing 'harry potter welcome feast professors' into Google again.

This is why.

“You really shouldn’t do that you know.” Hermione said. “I am a Gryffindor Prefect and I say…”

“…And I’m king of Riva.” Garion Laughed.

“You are so not the king of Riva.” Hermione said. “The recent history books say Geran XI is King of Riva.”

“I know, Can’t you take a joke, Torak’s Teeth.” He sighed.

Hermione looked at her watch.

... dammit, I was doing Hellblazer: Hogwarts research!

Comments

Suggestion:

[colubra.livejournal.com]

they're seated in said situation in the movies.

Re: Suggestion:

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

And in the books, I'm pretty sure.

Re: Suggestion:

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

Though there are a couple of cases of people showing up late, IIRC.

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are seated in the books.

[camwyn]

Ok, good. That helps. Thank you.

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Proving once again that the Net has even more variety than Alice's Restaurant.

Specify type of goat...

-M

[camwyn]

The Net is much like my beloved New York City, where according to Dave Barry you can find an audience for ANYTHING, 'including opera and live nude dog wrestling'.

This is a bit beyond the live nude dog wrestling, though. Eegah.

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

I remember when I was doing internet research for working on the Farscape RPG. I accidentally found Rygel-D'Argo slash.

There are nights where I still wake up screaming.

[(Anonymous)]

And here I thought that most wrestling dogs were nude. I guess that you're a fan of luchador dogs.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

The best thing about the Internet is that everyone can use it. The worst thing about the Internet is that EVERYONE can use it!

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I can't say anything about variety, but after reading that, I did hear Arlo Guthrie saying, "I wanna kill, kill, kill ...."

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

I should email the author and ask if they've rehabilitated themself yet.

-M

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

It's a neat idea, but jeez, is it badly written

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

Neat, yes. Coherent, no. Painful, plenty.

[mattador.livejournal.com]

It hurts us, precious.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

AAEIIIEEEEIEE!!11!!1!ONE!

[ymfaery]

...

Oooook.

Now I want to write one, dammit.

[trinityday.livejournal.com]

No. Just no.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=578517&lastnode_id=380014

[camwyn]

That was always one of my favourite episodes.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't remember it.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ