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Jul. 16th, 2004 11:54 amI am told that when the writers of Star Trek: The Next Generation got to bits in the script that required references to specific phenomena or workings of the Enterprise, the script would look like this:
PICARD: Engineering! Report!
LAFORGE: Captain, we're having trouble with the [TECH]. The main engines are [TECH TECH TECH], and we can't seem to [TECH]. It's going to be a while before I get them back online.
PICARD: Is there any way to [TECH]?
LAFORGE: Not under the circumstances, but we'll do our best.
I'm currently very nearly done with the latest Who Ya Gonna Owl? segment. Amelia Bones has just asked Egon and Ray why the proton packs still work despite being hip-deep in a major magical field.
My notes are full of [TECH] and [MAGIC] and [BLA BLA BLA].
The scary part is that when I translate that into actual words? It comes out sounding like it would actually work.
PICARD: Engineering! Report!
LAFORGE: Captain, we're having trouble with the [TECH]. The main engines are [TECH TECH TECH], and we can't seem to [TECH]. It's going to be a while before I get them back online.
PICARD: Is there any way to [TECH]?
LAFORGE: Not under the circumstances, but we'll do our best.
I'm currently very nearly done with the latest Who Ya Gonna Owl? segment. Amelia Bones has just asked Egon and Ray why the proton packs still work despite being hip-deep in a major magical field.
My notes are full of [TECH] and [MAGIC] and [BLA BLA BLA].
The scary part is that when I translate that into actual words? It comes out sounding like it would actually work.
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Date: 2004-07-16 09:03 am (UTC)You know, that sounds so incredibly *wrong* when you type it out.
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Date: 2004-07-16 10:06 am (UTC)Sadly, I can understand the Sueification impulse. I don't think we could've been more than about two-thirds of the way into the movie before I realised DR. OTTO OCTAVIUS IS T3H HOTTEST SCIENTIST EVAR.
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Date: 2004-07-16 10:22 am (UTC)*falls down laughing* (You realize, I saw this after reading quantum physics / electrodynamics all morning, so Heisenberg was rather fresh in my mind, which just made it even better. (worse?) Days like this make me thing Egon and I would get along splendidly.)
One of mine, too.
Date: 2004-07-16 12:05 pm (UTC)On the other hand, it has two of the loveliest laugh-despite-yourself exchanges of the series as well:
a) When Jeremy discards the parchment on which the invocation is written, saying "I do not need it. The words are inscribed on my heart and engraved on my soul" (or something grand like that), and DiTillio replies "Well, that must have been painful. I remember I got a tattoo once..."
b) The way Jeremy's goodbye note to his girlfriend (Cynthia, wasn't she?) overloaded the PKE meter, and the reactions to that:
Re: One of mine, too.
Date: 2004-07-18 11:48 pm (UTC)-- Lorrie
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Date: 2004-07-16 11:45 am (UTC)I'm working on something right now that takes place in a climate colder than the one I live in. As a result, I'm not sure what types of plants are prevalent, and I don't have any handy reference books/links on plants at the moment. So for now, whenever I have to mention a tree or a bush or whatnot, I've been sticking in [tree], [bush], [flower], etc. ;D
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Date: 2004-07-16 11:54 am (UTC)Almost sounds like a censor.
Geordie: Son of a [TECH]! Bartley, when I get my [TECH] hands on you, I'm gonna kick your [TECH] ass from here to the Neutral Zone!
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Date: 2004-07-16 02:23 pm (UTC)Be careful with that.
Date: 2004-07-26 04:53 pm (UTC)BTW, just finished your Hellblazer: Hogwarts. I *love* this! Can't wait to see John meet Harry... :-)