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camwynfor this meme, I figured I'd do it for one of my characters.
If you call me "Frank", you're either my mother- long dead- or you're reading my name off a document and haven't gotten farther than my first name.
If you call me either "Sergeant" or "Sergeant Preston", you're just about anyone else in the entire world, even if I've already given you my full name.
If you call me "Mister Preston", you're Dorothy Gale.
If all you call me is "Preston", you're either my superior officer, a member of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a Naga, or a few days away from being arrested.
If you call me "Mountie", you're definitely getting arrested. Not for disrespect, though. Just because nobody with good intentions has ever called me that.
If you call me "Redcoat" you owe a certain young man $200 in restitution for the dog your lead dog killed, and I can all but guarantee you'll be arrested inside of a week.
If you call me "Bill", you're my wife, and I'm afraid you're dead.
If you call me "Billy", you're my father, who is also dead.
If you call me "Frank", you're either my mother- long dead- or you're reading my name off a document and haven't gotten farther than my first name.
If you call me either "Sergeant" or "Sergeant Preston", you're just about anyone else in the entire world, even if I've already given you my full name.
If you call me "Mister Preston", you're Dorothy Gale.
If all you call me is "Preston", you're either my superior officer, a member of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a Naga, or a few days away from being arrested.
If you call me "Mountie", you're definitely getting arrested. Not for disrespect, though. Just because nobody with good intentions has ever called me that.
If you call me "Redcoat" you owe a certain young man $200 in restitution for the dog your lead dog killed, and I can all but guarantee you'll be arrested inside of a week.
If you call me "Bill", you're my wife, and I'm afraid you're dead.
If you call me "Billy", you're my father, who is also dead.
