Watching the Gondor Has No Pants edition of LOTR

[camwyn]

That is to say, the Bakshi animated version. See the Tolkien Sarcasm Page's critique, or Monkeycrack Mary's screencap of selected scenes, and then you will understand the conversation that follows this:

camwyn says "You know, Celeborn's attire really looks like the uniforms from the first STar Trek movie. And Sam giggled like a little GIRL."
camwyn says ".... it's the Lothlorien Children's Choir."
olna_jenn cringes.
olna_jenn !!!
camwyn says "They're singing about Gandalf... Hang on a sec."
camwyn rewinds. Squints. Compares skin tone and colour tone. Okay, that is SO NOT FAIR.
camwyn says "Gondor has no pants. But Celeborn has pants."
olna_jenn laughs.
camwyn says "Celeborn also has SLEEVES. Clearly, Boromir is right to fear the Golden Wood. The elves have taken all Gondor's fabric."