Today's disturbing entertainment idea...
Mar. 25th, 2002 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynI don't watch 'reality tv', mostly because I develop this irresistible urge to make MST3k comments and throw things every time I see the commercials for Temptation Island or Survivor or whatever. But an idea percolated through my head last night that I thought I'd share:
Make the people on Survivor REALLY earn that million dollars! Change the host. Give Jeff Probst a talk show or something, and put someone else in charge of the challenges...
"Crikey! LOOK at that bewdy of a salt-water croc! All roight, gang, you know what t'do. Your tribe's got t'have him captured an' brought back, alive an' unharmed, to this end of the island by sundown tonight. And no faiyah gettin' out of the challenge by gettin' yerselves bitten by sea snakes like the other tribe did yesterday..."
SURVIVOR: STEVE IRWIN
Outwit - Outlast - Outrun the Host
"For the love of God, somebody vote me off this island!"
Today's pulp survival tip is #55: Never pick up a snake that's longer than your arm.
Make the people on Survivor REALLY earn that million dollars! Change the host. Give Jeff Probst a talk show or something, and put someone else in charge of the challenges...
"Crikey! LOOK at that bewdy of a salt-water croc! All roight, gang, you know what t'do. Your tribe's got t'have him captured an' brought back, alive an' unharmed, to this end of the island by sundown tonight. And no faiyah gettin' out of the challenge by gettin' yerselves bitten by sea snakes like the other tribe did yesterday..."
SURVIVOR: STEVE IRWIN
Outwit - Outlast - Outrun the Host
"For the love of God, somebody vote me off this island!"
Today's pulp survival tip is #55: Never pick up a snake that's longer than your arm.
