LXG: Og Make Mistake

[camwyn]

Og here. Og want say sorry for two little problem in League Ex- Extr- in Bunch of Kick Ass Person game. Og not always think thing through right and so Og make two mistake when Og write diary of frozen North law man in red.

First mistake: Og forget how long wolf-dog live. Og count on fingers, toes other day. Og not see how frozen North law man dog Yukon King live more years than Og have finger, toe*. Maybe - if frozen North law man very good to Yukon King - wolf-dog live maybe one more hand of years. Maybe wolf-dog have puppy when wolf-dog very very old. But then Yukon Prince still very very old, because frozen North law man story start in . . . well, it start two hands, two feet of years before game happen. Og fool around with time so frozen North law man only five hands, five feet of years old, but that still make Yukon Prince very very old. Not good. So Og say, hmm, little mistake. Not problem. Frozen North law man dog not son of frozen North law man first dog, but son of second. This make Yukon Prince grandpuppy of Yukon King. Og figure Yukon King have puppy that frozen North law man call Duke. Duke good name for dog. Duke good dog but not like King. Duke have puppy with she-wolf, have Yukon Prince. Prince maybe one hand and two finger old. There. Og fix mistake.

Next mistake more stupid. It also spoiler, so Og make lj-cut here.

Og say League contact woman name J. This not case. Og not listen good when Og play game. Og busy have frozen North law man talk little girl from Kansas. Og think J. woman. J. not woman. J. man. Og try fix later, but - well, Og screw up. J. man. Og write J. as man next time Og mention J. Og sorry for that.

There. Og think that all mistake. If Og not right, tell Og. Og fix mistake then.

Og have ten finger, ten toe. This more than some in Og old clan. Og clan leader, Grunk, have eight finger, nine toe. It very cold where Og clan live and Grunk lose toe one winter. Grunk lose two finger when Grunk not look hands as Grunk try make new kind axe from rock. But Og digress.

Comments

[akawil]

Og make one more mistake. Strong man last name "Danner", not "Danners".

Strong man from book by Philip Wylie. People make up Superman steal idea. Google know more, like usual.

[camwyn]

Beh. Stupid Og. Og fix that too. Og thank akawil for point out Og mistake.

[batyatoon]

J was a man? Why did I think J was a woman?

Seaaaaaaanan? Help!