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BECAUSE SOMETIMES THERE ARE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WHO JUST NEED THESE THINGS:

for $35 a month we will send you randomly colored knives

for somewhat more money than that per month WE will send you random high quality animal skulls

or ramen noodles

admittedly the ramen noodles of the month are somewhat cheaper than EITHER the skulls or the knives

for $14 WE will send an ANONYMOUS POTATO WITH A MESSAGE OF YOUR CHOICE ON IT, burlap sack extra

these guys don't do random bags or boxes but if you need people to think you have pots and pots of money, contact them before taking a holiday picture

and from Home Depot, sometimes you just need a two pound bag of bat poo