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Medical Things I Do Not Like Dealing With, in order of not liking:

MRI/MRA exams
Thyroid ultrasounds
Thyroid things with needles
Ordinary OB/GYN exams
The eye exam that involves a MASSIVE FLASH OF LIGHT DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE okay now we'll do it in the other eye
The ultrasound they do after the OB/GYN Kenobi says 'hey, is there a history of fibroids in your family?'
The manual exam they do to check for hemorrhoids
Mammograms
Having a fiberoptic telescope shoved up my nose so the doctor can see whether there's anything unpleasant in there, then doing it again up the other nostril
LASIK