this is an early heads up:

if you are one of the people on my list of holiday gift recipients this year, or if I need to give you a birthday present of some sort, please be aware that I include http://www.somethingstore.com/, https://surpriseindustries.com/, http://mcphee.com/products/super-awesome-surprise-box, http://mcphee.com/products/mysterious-candy-collection, and at least one other 'pay us money and we send your target Unspecified Things' site on my list of perfectly acceptable places to shop for presents.