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"I can't believe she said that, she's attacking me for no reason!"
"Pretendy fun time games."
"I know, but seriously, she's undermining me in front of other people!"
"Pretendy Fun Time Games."
"I know, I know, but she's trying to sabotage me and seize power over -"
"PRETENDY FUN TIME GAMES."
"Come on, I'm serious!"
"PRETENDY FUCKING FUN TIME GAMES. THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BE SERIOUS."

Someone please remind me why I keep doing this?