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I managed to read the news this morning without triggering my eyelid tic for the first time in weeks. Huzzah. Beyond that the only thing I intend to say about politics today is that my former home state of New Jersey has elected Vin Diesel to the Senate.

Okay, okay, it's Cory Booker, the mayor of Newark, but you cannot tell me this man is not a set of goggles and fancy contacts away from an autograph-worthy Riddick cosplay: