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Woke up this morning from one of those dreams you're absolutely convinced is real while it's under way. First reaction to being awake:

"Oh, good, I'm in my own body!"

Second reaction to being awake:

"That means my skull is still intact!" *reach up, very tentatively feel around* "Yep! Intact skull, no exposed half-a-brain! I'm in my own body and everything is where it belongs!"


.... you probably don't really want to spend a whole lot of time in my head, is what I'm saying.