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so. guess who now has a personal story to add to the class lesson the next time she teaches first aid and gets to 'avulsion'?

yeah.

typing this one handed. my right ring finger is wrapped in massive amounts of gauze and compression tape and my right thumb is dressed and bandaged.

mandolines come with a chariot- the little plastic and metal bit to stick into the vegetable and hold onto- for a reason, kiddies. use. the. chariot.

going to go take my keflex and quite a lot of painkiller now.