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Dear brain:

I don't think we can really rewrite Hamlet as a weird Cybertronian propaganda drama with Starscream in the title role. Mostly because he would never ever ever allow the actual ending to happen, where everybody winds up dead and somebody who is not also Starscream rolls in to take over. Even if it does seem like the kind of thing he'd do, with a substitution of 'pretend to be incompetent and therefore not a threat' for 'pretend to be crazy'.

But if you've got a way to handle the Fortinbras part, I'm all auds.