*snicker*

[camwyn]

Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing
zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora
Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently,
you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you
are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy
model girlfriend is a zombie.


The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz
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I was kind of hoping to turn out Ash, but hey, being the flat-out zombie killer's cool, too. Unless cadhla knows something about this particular character that I don't?

Comments

[mephron]

Rent Dellamorte Dellamore (AKA Cemetary Man). It's... very surreal. If you're not a horror movie fan (it's also a comedy, too) you may not like it.

[camwyn]

Hmmm. Must check Netflix... oh, and while I'm at it, I'll add Dead Alive to my rental queue. I keep meaning to see that.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Sweet! Me too!

I wanna be in your party when we go up against the undead. :P

[camwyn]

I think it has to do with the phenomenon I call 'having the soul of a Bosnian sniper'. Once you're in a zombie movie, you're going up against enemies who can't be reasoned with or dissuaded, and who aren't even alive. You're not ending a human life; at most you're ending someone's tortured suffering, assuming there's any semiconsciousness going on. The goal is twofold: be alive when the sun comes up, and answer the old Scottish war-song question, "how many of them can we make die?"

Banter, clever remarks, and running around the house are all counter-survival, if only because the zombies can hear you. Spare a few clever remarks if your friends need it to keep up morale, but to be around when the sun comes up, your goal is to leave as many zombies splattered as possible. Do it fast, do it quiet, and do it from a vantage point where you can see 'em coming without having to wonder which door is the dangerous one.

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Totally. Find a position where they can't get behind you. And don't waste time with melodramatic kills. Efficiently make their heads go 'splody, then go on to the next.

*nods*

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Better living through high explosives. Or at least longer living...

-M

[chipuni.livejournal.com]

Been craving brains lately, have you? That could
be because you are a zombie. I'd beware people
toting shotguns if I were you.


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