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Hand-lettered, taped-up sign on the window of a baby store in Hoboken yesterday morning:

DEAR IRENE
IT HAS BEEN AN ASS HARD YEAR
YOU ARE REALLY NOT IN MY BUDGET
PLEASE GO AWAY
I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE BABY ONESIE IF YOU DO

LOVE, MICHELANGELA



.... I may have to buy some of my sister's baby gifts there just because of that sign. Oh, and they're the store where I first saw the Superman logo bib printed with "This isn't a bib- Mommy put my cape on backwards", too.

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I think I need to replace my cellphone. I thought it had broken a while back when it started going into silent mode at the slightest provocation, but that eventually stopped happening. I was fine with that.

Today it started playing "Space Tractor" by the Leningrad Cowboys for no reason at all. Not even as a ringtone. WTF.

Might need a PKE meter first but I'm definitely gonna start saving for a new phone.