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My office started using SeamlessWeb for lunch ordering, since being fed by the company is part of our compensation package (it lets the traders not have to break off and hunt for sustenance or something).

I have swallowed twenty-four ounces of Mountain Dew this morning and I still thought the menu offered 'Crispy Human Calamari'. It did not help that the next line included the words 'tongue' and 'tripe'.

.... I'mma get tofu.

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*eyes subject line of latest email from King Arthur Flour Company*

"Pie in disguise - Apple Slab". Somewhere, a Discworld troll is going "wait, what?"