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May. 1st, 2009 11:22 amDear Spamtards:
If I ever find out who you are or where you live, I will go to the nearest animal shelter and collect samples from the largest, most incontinent St. Bernards I can find, put them in bags, deposit the bags on your doorstep, and set them on fire. I may perhaps write 'help me download this great program for free!!!' across the bags first, given that that seems to be your current theme of choice in anonymously tagging posts several years old.
I don't know which is more annoying, the repetitive nature of this bilge, the illegal nature of this bilge, or the fact that it's ludicrously semi-literate at best. Honestly, I've known avocados with a greater command of the English language than you.
If I ever find out who you are or where you live, I will go to the nearest animal shelter and collect samples from the largest, most incontinent St. Bernards I can find, put them in bags, deposit the bags on your doorstep, and set them on fire. I may perhaps write 'help me download this great program for free!!!' across the bags first, given that that seems to be your current theme of choice in anonymously tagging posts several years old.
I don't know which is more annoying, the repetitive nature of this bilge, the illegal nature of this bilge, or the fact that it's ludicrously semi-literate at best. Honestly, I've known avocados with a greater command of the English language than you.
