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Time spent parked in the bathroom in the middle of the night actively trying to convince your body that it is quite done dumping core and it does not need to evacuate from both ends of the digestive tract, or staring at the moonlit tile on the bathroom floor and not thinking at all because cognition requires effort and you're trying to marshal the effort to get up and go back to bed, should not count against your allocation of time for the night. However long it takes, it should exist in a pocket of the time stream like a dream or a visit to Narnia, and you should get your full allotment of sleep by the time you wake up rather than allotment minus the time in the bathroom.

... in other news, I'm not at work today.

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Not that I don't recognize its importance in human physiology and health, but SWEET ZOMBIE ERIS right now I hate the gastrocolic reflex.