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I will probably do a more serious entry later on today or tonight, or at least a more writing-based one if nothing else, but right now I'm just throwing thoughts out there. Or at least one thought, namely:

It'd be kind of cool to have a voice acting job where you recorded screams for various scare sound effects. You'd get a royalty check in the mail every so often for fifty cents or a couple of dollars, and you'd know: somewhere out there, I'm screaming my lungs out. Or you'd turn on the radio while you were on your way to some other job, or getting the morning cereal, or cleaning out the litterbox, and you'd hear "AIEEEEEE!" in a commercial. And you'd think: not my best work, but I really do sound spooked, don't I? Or you'd turn on a TV show and you'd hear a patched-in scream that just didn't measure up, and you'd think: amateur.

I don't know. I just think it'd be kind of cool.

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Spider Ham.

The lunch menu for the new restaurant we're trying out today has SPIDER HAM on the menu.

SPIDER HAM.

What kind of spider has legs big enough that you can smoke the thigh section??





(Yeah, it says this is actually a barbecue chicken wrap with Monterey Jack cheese, watercress, lettuce and tomatoes. Don't care.)