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Jan. 3rd, 2005
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2005 I CAN ACTUALLY KEEP
(with some apologies to the characters of Frumpy the Clown)
1. I will not eat dirt.
2. I will not yell at old people.
3. I will not marry for money.
4. I will not grow a beard.
5. I will not get LASIK.
6. I will not run for President of the United States.
7. I will not domesticate spiders.
8. I will not leap tall buildings in a single bound.
9. I will notcause avalanches rewrite anything's genetic code.
10. I will not put out the Sun.
(with some apologies to the characters of Frumpy the Clown)
1. I will not eat dirt.
2. I will not yell at old people.
3. I will not marry for money.
4. I will not grow a beard.
5. I will not get LASIK.
6. I will not run for President of the United States.
7. I will not domesticate spiders.
8. I will not leap tall buildings in a single bound.
9. I will not
10. I will not put out the Sun.