Have updated the Tolkien section of my website.

It doesn't contain much, really- it's got three of my Sixth Age fics (I'm not quite happy with the one about Professor Lluhadi and the FINNRO crawler), but up until today its only other content was the Thousand-Word Silmarillion. I dug out the other two Silm summaries I wrote and posted them.

Camwyn's Tolkien Fanfic:

Tales of the Sixth Age:
Disguises
Will
Deepsinger

Summaries Of The Silmarillion:

The Thousand-Word Silmarillion- In which the dread and fell Oath of Feanor is condensed into, "WANT SHINY!".
The 393-Word Silmarillion- Originally posted as one of the responses to the Thousand-Word Silm, this is for people with serious time crunch issues.
The Burninated Silmarillion- This was done first, months before the other two, and was actually a conversation between myself and several of my LJ friends. And yes, it does contain deliberate use of the word 'burninated'. It only covers the Ainulindale and the Quenta Silmarillion, though.

That's it, really. I'm just showin' off, I guess.

Message I sent out today to all of my office's staff.

( Can you tell breakfast was a venti iced mocha and chocolate cupcake of doom from Starbucks? )

I swear, one of these days I'm going to condense these down into the Og Guide to E-Mail and Information Systems Security. "Og only cave dude. Og not use word 'utilization'. You get message with that in subject line, you kill real good. LIES LIES LIES." Something like that.