Drabble challenge

from dirtywrong100. This week the 'oh my God you did WHAT to the poor characters?' community had this challenge:

"Voyeurism! Intentional or accidental, someone ends up spying on another person(s) doing something very private. What they do with this knowledge and/or videotape is up to you."

I thought about this, and what eventually came out was probably not appropriate to the community. It is, after all, for fanficcing- and I wanted to use Wayne Zhuang and Dennis Hu, who are original characters. This is what came to pass:

"That was impressive, Wayne." Dennis grinned. "Absolutely amazing."
"Shut up, Dennis."
"Does Captain Tsang know you come here?"
"No! Jesus, do I look stupid?"
"You got caught."
"...you have a point."
"Yeah. I know."
"What'll it take?"
"Huh?"
"To keep you from going to the Captain. What is it you want?"
"More of the same should do it. I've got a party coming up. You've got the looks, you've definitely got the voice-"
"Oh, hell no! Everyone comes to your parties!"
"Jesus, Wayne, it's just karaoke. You'd think I caught you screwing a donkey."
"That would be less embarrassing."

I posted this to fanficrants,

but if y'all can answer the questions here, that's cool too.

( Gappy backgrounds, original author intent, and the Pepper Jack Cheese phenomenon. )

( And the specific reason I'm asking: Scary Ninja Mountie. )