Hellblazer: Hogwarts, part 4a.

The second bit will be the edited version of Extraordinary Requirements.

( Hagrid's war all down to one man, some git calling himself Lord Voldemort. )

Phone conversation from the other night

RL Friend: So what are your plans for this week?
Me: Well, I've got knitting on Monday night, and a Knitting Meetup on Wednesday- oh, and I have to remember to register for French class. That'll be taking the place of my knitting on Monday.
RL Friend: Out of curiosity, why French?
Me: Canada.
RL Friend: *laughs* Say no more.