Perhaps it is

that I have been reading the Mary Sues group and have thus rubbed raw that part of my brain which deals with processing Crap. Perhaps it is that I have been thinking of how Mary Sues resemble Sam Haights. (Sam Haights have less personality and more p0w3rz, but not by much.) Perhaps it is that I have been thinking about my own characters and worrying that this or that MUSH PC - or worse yet, this or that VicMage.Asia NPC - might conceivably be a Mary Sue. I don't know. All I know is that today as I was flipping through my radio stations I came across a Kid Rock tune - ( this one. )

I came into the song about a line before the word 'Michigan', I think. Don't remember for sure. All I know is that my brain seized on it and said 'okay, time to come up with a new MUSH character - and avoid the Mary Sue/Sam Haight/Godawful Cliche In General rules!'.
( So it started spinning... )