GAAAAH.

[camwyn]

Og here. Og live with mom and dad. Mom say, "Og, go light grill, make mammoth steak."

Og go out to grill, open big white bottle hold fire spirit. Og dad say spirit called 'propane'. Og turn on two burners on grill. Og try to get lighter in hole in side to start fire. It not get in. Og come around side, get lighter in hole. Og think, hmm, should not be big problem - burners let fire spirit out but lid not down, so fire spirit fly away on wind, right?

WRONG.

Big fire. Og burn off part of hair at front of Og head - not much, just part - and little bit of eyebrows. Funny, Og not have any problem with actual HEAD, just HAIR. No burn skin, no burn any other part. Just hair.

Og not gonna fool around with fire spirit ANY MORE. Next time, Og CAREFUL.

oy.

Comments

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

I mean, I'm laughing, but you know, in that sympathetic way.

-- Lorrie

No worry.

[camwyn]

Og not tell story if Og not want people laugh.

Ouch. I've burned myself enough times that I can sympathise...

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

...After I stop laughing.

Smell of burn hair. Blargh.

So, was this an actual explosion or just a fast flame flare? (Say that three times fast with ice cubes in your mouth and you can have this drink.)

-M

Re: Ouch. I've burned myself enough times that I can sympathise...

[camwyn]

Og think fast flame foof. Grill okay, tree overhead okay, everything okay but Og hair. Big FWOOF fire, that it.

Ouch

[quintus.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear that you're okay.

[aquaindigo.livejournal.com]

Og entries are one of my most favorite things about you :)

[camwyn]

Heh. I've actually considered getting Og a separate journal once or twice, just to see how popular he is on his own, but I don't think I can come up with enough Og material on a regular basis unless I watch a lot more movies. Then again, I have my own suitably prehistoric domain name - megaloceros.net - and could probably get away with creating a Caveman Movie Reviews web site if I just pulled together enough material to start with.