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camwynY'all need to see this.
[He] was stunning, with flowing golden auburn hair, flashing aquamarine eyes, a jaw line that would put Batman to shame, a physique that would make Superman green with envy, a cock that would give fire hoses a run for their money, an ass quarters begged to be bounced off, and the fashion sense of Puffy Combs, or as close as even a super-cool white guy could get. Not to mention he spoke thirty eight languages, held fourteen PhDs, was welcome in every indigenous tribe in the Andes due to his political action on behalf of native peoples, was the only man to be successfully accredited as a geisha, and carried out secret missions for the United Nations rescuing orphans and nuns (even though he was Buddhist, being an equal opportunity hero) from war-torn areas all over the world.
Oh, and he had a five octave singing range and could play every instrument known to man.
In short, he was Ewan McGregor, only taller and even better hung. Impossible as that second part might be to believe.
Now that's how to build a Marty Stu, courtesy of Seeker in Party's Just Begun, his entry for The Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest (Scenario #72: Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu. The SnapeMuse visits you for a chat.)
Original entry is here, if you wanna drop these folks a comment.
[He] was stunning, with flowing golden auburn hair, flashing aquamarine eyes, a jaw line that would put Batman to shame, a physique that would make Superman green with envy, a cock that would give fire hoses a run for their money, an ass quarters begged to be bounced off, and the fashion sense of Puffy Combs, or as close as even a super-cool white guy could get. Not to mention he spoke thirty eight languages, held fourteen PhDs, was welcome in every indigenous tribe in the Andes due to his political action on behalf of native peoples, was the only man to be successfully accredited as a geisha, and carried out secret missions for the United Nations rescuing orphans and nuns (even though he was Buddhist, being an equal opportunity hero) from war-torn areas all over the world.
Oh, and he had a five octave singing range and could play every instrument known to man.
In short, he was Ewan McGregor, only taller and even better hung. Impossible as that second part might be to believe.
Now that's how to build a Marty Stu, courtesy of Seeker in Party's Just Begun, his entry for The Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest (Scenario #72: Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu. The SnapeMuse visits you for a chat.)
Original entry is here, if you wanna drop these folks a comment.
