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[camwyn]

Dave Barry's colonoscopy column said that the preparatory drug they make you take to ensure all systems are clear beforehand comes in a box the size of a microwave oven. I realize Mr. Barry is prone to exaggerating, which is part of why I love him, but I was still a bit disappointed when my box arrived yesterday and it was only about the size of three 12-ounce bags of coffee beans, maybe four.