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Dec. 12th, 2002 06:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynNewspaper's got an article in the lifestyle/entertainment/funnies section today about decorating your tree. no big surprise, right? Well, the article is on using feng shui to decorate your tree - yanno, determing what ornaments go where to use the colour and design symbolism to maximum effect. Problem is, they keep capitalizing feng shui, as if it were a proper noun. There's even a subtitled bit (in the paper, but not online) with tips lined up along the outline of a tree, and the subtitle is 'Have yourself a merry Feng Shui Christmas'.
Y'all know I play the game...
As far as my demented little brain is concerned, a merry Feng Shui Christmas involves a lot of cheerfully drunken cops (all of whom must be singing off-key, not necessarily the same songs), at least two zombies or cyberdemonic creatures (your pick), five ninjas, a car chase, and a nice ol' heapin' helpin' of BIG BADA BOOM.
I do not see anything exploding in the Star-Ledger article.
Y'all know I play the game...
As far as my demented little brain is concerned, a merry Feng Shui Christmas involves a lot of cheerfully drunken cops (all of whom must be singing off-key, not necessarily the same songs), at least two zombies or cyberdemonic creatures (your pick), five ninjas, a car chase, and a nice ol' heapin' helpin' of BIG BADA BOOM.
I do not see anything exploding in the Star-Ledger article.
