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[camwyn]

So someone pointed out that Ruth Bader Ginsburg died on Rosh Hashanah, the New York Times published the tax information on Yom Kippur, and that today at sunset Sukkot begins...

*glances at headlines*

Um.

I am a very bad person for thinking of the joke about Hitler and the fortuneteller.





doesn't mean I'm not still thinking it.

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[chanter1944]

I've never heard that joke, but now I want to.

[camwyn]

Okay, so, the war is going poorly for Germany, and Hitler is getting very nervous. He goes to a fortuneteller, and he asks her to tell him when he's going to die.

The fortuneteller peers into her crystal ball. "O great Fuhrer," she announces after a bit, "I have seen that you will die upon a Jewish holiday."

Hitler considers this. "Which Jewish holiday?" he asks.

The fortuneteller peers into her crystal ball some more. "O great Fuhrer," she finally says, "any day upon which you die will be a Jewish holiday!"

[crazyfurries]

Oh I'm gonna remember this one...mwahahahaha.