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[camwyn]

Things you do not want to hear your doctor say:

"Oh, wow. You know, I've actually seen one of these before, in a patient a few months ago. She presented just like this, too."

Things you really do not want to hear your doctor say:

"I can show you, if you want. Do you want to see it?"

EXTRA MAJOR REASON not to want your doctor to say that last one: she is an Obi-Gyn Kenobi.




(Everything is okay. Nothing is infectious. Nothing is malignant. The doctor has suggested the possible use of lasers.)

Comments

[ymfaery]

..so no looking out of morbid curiosity, yes? >.>;;

[camwyn]

Well, it's like I told the doctor: the last time a doctor offered to show me something she saw during an exam while the exam was still underway, she was an otolaryngologist and she'd run a tube up my nose and down the back of my throat. That was as much look-see time as I wanted for a while.

[crazyfurries]

..we're in the 'worrying phrases from OB-GYN' boat together. >.

[camwyn]

I have a feeling yours is probably more worrying than mine.

[crazyfurries]

it's not that worrying. According to the doctor after three fucking hours spent at the walk-in clinic (I don't have a GP yet) ...antibiotics will fix the problem.

[camwyn]

Well, that's something. Mine just involves the possibility of elective surgery. Nothing vital.

[batyatoon]

Yeek. D:

(Glad nothing is infectious/malignant, but still, yeek!)

[derien]

The doctor has suggested the possible use of lasers.)

"Light sabre" says Eor.

[camwyn]

I can assure you that short of the brain, this is the single worst possible place in the human body to put a light sabre.