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May. 4th, 2015 08:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynmorning act of pettiness for which I cannot bring myself to feel sorry:
KAMELLA: Mooooooom. MOOOOOOOOOM. Huuuuuuungry.
ME: Vrsh?
KAMELLA: MOOOOOOMPLSITHASBEENHOUUUUUUURS.
ME: *picks up cell phone*
CELL PHONE: I'm sorry, did the fact that it's 4:45 AM mean my glowy screen seared your eyeballs?
ME: ....
KAMELLA: MOOOOOOOOOOOM
ME: okay okay cat I'm getting out of bed
KAMELLA: YAY FOOD NOW YES
ME: *walks into foyer*
KAMELLA: *runs ahead*
ME: *turns around and closes bedroom door*
KAMELLA: But... but...
ME: Cat, you get to eat when it is time to eat. Not at 4 bloody 45 AM. I'm going back to bed now.
KAMELLA: mooooom
ME: *ignores happily, goes back to sleep*
She and Shula got fed when I got up later, sometime around 7 AM. But 4:45 AM exists for bakers and fishermen as far as I'm concerned, not for feeding cats.
KAMELLA: Mooooooom. MOOOOOOOOOM. Huuuuuuungry.
ME: Vrsh?
KAMELLA: MOOOOOOMPLSITHASBEENHOUUUUUUURS.
ME: *picks up cell phone*
CELL PHONE: I'm sorry, did the fact that it's 4:45 AM mean my glowy screen seared your eyeballs?
ME: ....
KAMELLA: MOOOOOOOOOOOM
ME: okay okay cat I'm getting out of bed
KAMELLA: YAY FOOD NOW YES
ME: *walks into foyer*
KAMELLA: *runs ahead*
ME: *turns around and closes bedroom door*
KAMELLA: But... but...
ME: Cat, you get to eat when it is time to eat. Not at 4 bloody 45 AM. I'm going back to bed now.
KAMELLA: mooooom
ME: *ignores happily, goes back to sleep*
She and Shula got fed when I got up later, sometime around 7 AM. But 4:45 AM exists for bakers and fishermen as far as I'm concerned, not for feeding cats.
