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Aug. 27th, 2014 09:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynAugust 20th:
Senator McConnell: MWA HA HA HA HA I AM MUSTACHE TWIRLING EVIL AND IF WE WIN THE SENATE WE WILL FORCE OBAMA TOMARRY US CUT HIS SPENDING PROGRAMS
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: *sends out solicitation to members asking for contributions for next round of elections*
Yours truly: *sighs and kicks in*
August 27th:
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: Hey! HEY! Do you remember what Senator McConnell said JUST LAST WEEK? The Republicans are going toPUT EVERYBODY ON A TRAIN AND MAKE THEM EAT BABIES SHUT DOWN CONGRESS IF THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MARRY THEM CUT HIS SPENDING PROGRAMS. Do you not REMEMBER? Are you not TERRIFIED?
Yours truly: *unsubscribes*
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: But WHYYYYY
Yours truly: .... seriously?
Look, guys, you're the action wing of my phone company and I love what you do, but if you keep sending the exact same THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH OUR LIQUEFIED ORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS message and don't at least cross-check it with 'people who have already donated and therefore should probably get an email message referencing a different threat this time', it's not going to help. I'll come back later, but right now I'm still dealing with the facial tic that usually only erupts when I don't get enough sleep, and would prefer not to have it touched off by anxiety and/or the desire to go into politics just long enough to challenge everybody in Congress to a series of broadsword duels.
Senator McConnell: MWA HA HA HA HA I AM MUSTACHE TWIRLING EVIL AND IF WE WIN THE SENATE WE WILL FORCE OBAMA TO
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: *sends out solicitation to members asking for contributions for next round of elections*
Yours truly: *sighs and kicks in*
August 27th:
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: Hey! HEY! Do you remember what Senator McConnell said JUST LAST WEEK? The Republicans are going to
Yours truly: *unsubscribes*
CREDO Mobile Action Committee: But WHYYYYY
Yours truly: .... seriously?
Look, guys, you're the action wing of my phone company and I love what you do, but if you keep sending the exact same THE STREETS WILL RUN WITH OUR LIQUEFIED ORGAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS message and don't at least cross-check it with 'people who have already donated and therefore should probably get an email message referencing a different threat this time', it's not going to help. I'll come back later, but right now I'm still dealing with the facial tic that usually only erupts when I don't get enough sleep, and would prefer not to have it touched off by anxiety and/or the desire to go into politics just long enough to challenge everybody in Congress to a series of broadsword duels.
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Date: 2014-08-27 09:17 pm (UTC)EVERY ONE.
Because there is not enough time in the day for all the emails about things I do and don't care about, repetitive and otherwise, that they bury me in.
And it's deep enough I sometimes wonder if they're secretly working for psychiatrists trying to drum up business by making us all anxious or depressed.
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Date: 2014-08-28 12:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-08-28 12:42 am (UTC)