I'm feeling a bit lazy this year,

[camwyn]

so my New Year's resolutions are at least partly recycled.

1. I will not commit nuclear fusion.
2. I will not put out the Sun.
3. I will not attempt to lift my place of residence off its foundations.
4. I will memorize the Bristol Stool Scale, although to be fair I mostly have already.
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That last one was Shula. It's his first typing contribution of the year, so I'm gonna leave it at that. Happy 2014, y'all.