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[camwyn]

DAMMIT VERIZON WIRELESS

"TURN YOUR EYES INTO CAPTIVATED APERTURES OF ECSTASY" = VERY BAD RP ENTRY

NOT AN ACCEPTABLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE MOTOROLA DROID

I'mma go twitch in the corner now.

Comments

[fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com]

My eyes captivated apertures of ecstasy! They burn!

So, do these apertures have a manual-adjusting f-stop setting thingy, or does it set itself automatically?

[camwyn]

Dunno. I imagine that's under 'settings' when you buy the Droid.

[jerusha.livejournal.com]

<voice=stern>

Drop the thesaurus and back away slowly. Don't make me come over there.

</voice>

[cotume27.livejournal.com]

....ahahahahahaha. Oh, wow.

[kd7sov]

...I know what aperture means. But somehow, Brain doesn't seem to.

"For only a small fee, the Aperture Science Eyeball Foundation can replace your eyes with captivated apertures of ecstacy. Further vision is not guaranteed."

[cameoflage.livejournal.com]

I literally laughed out loud.