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Primer brand caffeinated breath spray (huzzah for Thinkgeek) gives every indication of working when applied directly to the tongue, but it's like being hit in the mouth by a golf club covered in Altoids. Altoids dipped in mouthwash or something, because caffeine, when applied in concentrations high enough to register on the body's systems in a single pump of the spray, tastes awful. Seriously, it's like the first time I dryswallowed a Tylenol tablet and found out what acetaminophen tastes like*.




*Ass. At least, it did until I used Buckley's, which is the definitive 'it tastes like ass' substance as far as I'm concerned. Acetaminophen, by comparison, just tastes like hatred.