I'm sort of starting to worry about the spammers.

[camwyn]

I was cleaning out our office spam filter today and found someone's mailbox contained the following spam subject lines:

Grow a new horn fast
Grow a horse's tail
Tame your unicorn

All on the same day, too.

I'm assuming the first one's a bog-standard enlargement spam, but the others... those aren't even close to euphemisms for the manitalia. Not that I know of, anyway.

And I thought better of the furry community than to think they would attempt to recruit via spam.

Comments

[e-mily.livejournal.com]

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yerk!

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

The unicorn one is very fitting, if you consider how maidens tamed unicorns.

[batyatoon]

You're only starting to worry about the spammers? I've been worrying about them since I got a weight-loss email and a penis-enlargement email back-to-back. LOSE INCHES GUARANTEED followed immediately by ADD INCHES NOW.

I just figured I'd let them fight it out.

[slarti.livejournal.com]

IHNJ, IJLS "manitalia".

(Along the same lines: "manbasket"... That thing that phone and power company workers use to get up to the lines, or a euphemism? You. Make. The Call.)

[camwyn]

I got the word from a Questionable Content strip. It was meant to make fun of one of the less intelligent characters, but honestly, the phrase 'deviscerate his manitalia' is more expressive than anything that'd use real words.

[the_croupier]

Oh, man, you're getting the same weird spam I'm getting.

THEY ARE MESSING WITH OUR BRAINS.