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[camwyn]

Spider Ham.

The lunch menu for the new restaurant we're trying out today has SPIDER HAM on the menu.

SPIDER HAM.

What kind of spider has legs big enough that you can smoke the thigh section??





(Yeah, it says this is actually a barbecue chicken wrap with Monterey Jack cheese, watercress, lettuce and tomatoes. Don't care.)

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

...

[innerbrat]

...

Not even any ham in it, huh?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

[minkhollow]

::eyes the giant Muppet!spider from the second Harry Potter::
::also eyes whoever named the sandwich/wrap/thingy::

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Spider Ham? Old Marvel What The character. I'd wondered what they did with their old intellectual property. Who'd have expected a lucrative catering trade?

[camwyn]

SPIDER HAM IS MADE OF PEOPLE!! IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!

[firestrike.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Well, Aragog and the giant spiders of Mirkwood spring to mind...

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

...on the other hand now, I've got the Spider Man theme song stuck in my head, with "ham" instead of "man."

[camwyn]

"King Thranduil, we've slaughtered the spiders that took the last band of travelers to attempt to pass through Mirkwood."

"Excellent. We shall commemorate the occasion by-"

"Please don't make us eat the spiders."

"... fine. What tastes like spider?"

"Well. Um. Chicken? Everything tastes like chicken."

"All right. Put some barbecue sauce on it first, though."

[genarti]

...Whaaaat.

That is my carefully considered opinion on the matter.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Spider ham, spider ham
In the store in a spider can
Look for webs, any size
Catch a few, smoke their thighs
Oh yum, serving a spider ham

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

I don't know you, but I think I love you.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

Spiders that came to Earth in meteorites to terrorize small Wisconsin towns?

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

I love all you previous commenters. Just saying. Have nothing clever to add.

[tundra-no-caps.livejournal.com]

Tell them Ham is not kosher ;)

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

I play far too much WoW. My mind immediately presented me with a list.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it. Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham. Along with his friends, Captain Americat and the Incredible Hulk-Bunny!

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

Shh. Don't encourage the filkers. :)

[darthrami.livejournal.com]

I suppose then I shouldn't talk about the filk to "I wanna be a supermodel" that a friend and I did about politicians back in college...


ah, the shame of improv.

[traveller-blues.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yes. Crisp White Spider Meat, Gooey Spider Leg, Crunchy Spider Leg, Dripping Mandible...

...but thankfully, my mind went to 'Radioactive Spider Ham.'

-Traveller

[batyatoon]

*giggling* Dave, this is Rami. Rami, Dave.

[derien.livejournal.com]

That's a horrible, horrible name. But it inspired great comments. :)

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

This kind (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Spider_crab_at_the_Kaiyukan_in_Osaka%2C_Japan.JPG). Also at least one other, I think, but I wasn't able to dig up a picture of it, so.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Meddle not in the affairs of filkers, for your name is funny and scans to Greensleeves

[ymfaery]

Greensleeves sure gets around, doesn't it?

[(Anonymous)]

Whyever not?

[londonbard.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who says you can tell that it's a reasonably good restaurant if they name the meat, but now I'm wondering about that!

(And hello, I am here via the "Friend for a Day Meme".)